Irritus tagged me a couple days ago, and it took me just that long to get this done ^^ I hope you like it~!

Choose 10 of your OCs.
1. Lisa -- emo bunny
2. Malen -- gunsmith, Valiance’s friend
3. Ryou -- evil undead overlord
4. Valiance -- Murmur, Malen’s friend
5. Kimira -- a Mew with arcane powers
6. The Happy Fireball -- You should know what it does.
7. L’nari -- The white dragon who saved Valiance’s life
8. Trixxa -- Falorix rebel
9. Josh -- My boyfriend >>; (ran outta idears.)
10. Me -- Jes, me.

1. 1 and 7 are walking along when Ash Ketchum jumps out of a bush and challenges them to a Pokemon battle!

L’Nari: So, I was just walking along, when, all of a sudden--
Ash: AHA! Look what we have here, Pikachu! These Pokemon must be really rare!
Lisa: What the…? Hey, kid, I donno what you’re talking about --
Ash: Let’s get ‘em, Pikachu! Use your Thunderbolt!!
Pikachu: Piiiikaaaaa--
L’Nari: *CHOMP* *eats Pikachu in one bite*
Ash: O-O
Lisa: Ha! That what he gets when he doesn’t listen, eh?
L’Nari: *disappointed* that was hardly more than a morsel… Anyways, as I was saying…

2. 9 and 10 are in the same dorm in college when 9 suddenly decides to have a party in their dorm! Does 10 party with them, throw them out or decide to have a good ol' mass murder of 9's friends?

Hmm….

Josh: hey, hey! They’re here! PARTY TIME! C’Mon, everyone!
*everyone comes in and starts dancing*
Josh: *rips off his pants and does the party boy on the nearest guy*
Me: *stares* *cocks head to side* *runs to the karaoke machine and starts jamming*

3. 2 suddenly has his/her personal gravity reversed, and is now walking on the ceiling, what happens?

Valiance: FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING SACRED AND HOLY IN LIFE, MALEN, DON’T OPEN YOUR EYES!
Malen: *shivering madly and holding onto a streetlight with all of his limbs* I DUNS WANNA DAIIIII T^T

4. 8 becomes an international pop star, and becomes rich beyond words, what is 5,8,3, and 10's reactions?

Trixxa: *sauntering down the red carpet with the cameras flashing, her thick white fur glossed back and her batlike wings arced over her back* Rrr~ look at me, I’m FABULEAUX!
Ryou: *is separated from the rest of the crowd due to his stench* *is glowering silently*
Me: SU PROUD T^T
Kimira: *is wearing a black leather jacket and sunglasses, hovering beside Trixxa as she walks* Nya. =_=

5. 4 and 5 dance the salsa.

Kimira: *pirouetting gloriously through the air*
Valiance: *shuffling from one foot to another, desperately trying not to fail*

6. Everyone heads to the beach, what happens?

Fireball: OH MY GOD THE OCEAN! OCEAN! SO SHINY AND SPARKLY! I HAS TO TOUCH! *Flies toward it*
Lisa: No! Idiot! *gives chase*
Valiance: *sitting under umbrella, wearing a bikini*
Malen: *Sitting under another umbrella, adjacent to Valiance, wearing swimming trunks, eyeing her ripped abs discreetly*
Trixxa: *digging around and playing in the sand, making a fort for herself* BWAHAHA I’ll never be defeated! *grins at Kimira* Beat that!
Kimira: *looks around at the flat sand below her, then nods at Trixxa* Mya. *Eyes glow blue, and a massive castle of epic proportions explodes upward out of the sand*
Trixxa: O-O;
Ryou: *Sitting off by himself* *mutters absently at the flies and beetles flocked around him*
L’Nari: *Is soaring over the ocean* *suddenly dives in*
*huge wave rolls toward beach*
Me: HOLY CRAP!
Josh: *grabs surfboard* *swims out to meet wave* *Rides it* **** YEAH! WOO!
Me: ….. Right.

7. 7 learns he/she inherited a tea company, what are they thinking?

L’Nari: Oh, the hilarity. *Grabs large barrel of tea between jaws and places it on a nearby boat* I can load my own shipping vessels. Haha.

8. Everyone gets super powers, what are they?

Me: *Sings a short operatic aria*
Josh: *is staring blankly at me, drooling slightly*
Me: hehe. =w= bwahahaha….
Valiance: Um, I kind of have powers over sound and fire already…
Me: Way to rub it in, jeevus. e.e
Malen: *walks into the area with a gun-like apparatus on his left arm* Holy moses. O.o
Kimira: *levitating silently with a quizzical expression* *the only thing different about her is that she’s changing colors*
Trixxa: hah! That’s hilarious! The only new thing you can do is change colors! Har! Loser.
Kimira: *turns dark purple and glowers at Trixxa. Her eyes glow blue*
Trixxa: *glowers in turn, and her eyes glow blue as well*
*death-stare-lock between them*
Lisa: *walks toward them, looks from one to the other* *jumps up and smacks the both of them on the backs of their heads*
Trixxa: Oy! What’s that for? Is that your new power?
Lisa: Hell, no. I did that before, too. My new power is--
Fireball: IM ON FREAKING FIRE YO! WHAZZUP MY HOME SKILLETS!?
Lisa: --the ability to ignore that thing.
L’Nari: *looks absently at Ryou*
Ryou: *staring sadly at the ground* *speaking as if he just now noticed it* I’m all full of worms T^T
L’Nari: *mostly to self* heh. Serves him right.

9. 1 is told he's/she's a pig by 4 and sprouts ears and a curly tail, 4 response?

Valiance: Oh, this is freaking priceless. *pulls out a video camera*
Lisa: Easy for you to say. *wiggles tail in annoyance* If you don’t turn that thing off I’ll gut you like a fish.
Valiance: Empty threats don’t scare me. But this is gonna make me famous on Youtube.

10. 6 and 9 are hit by a flying truck.

Fireball: *cowering in fear*
Josh: *gone caveman* RWOAAAAROROOORR!! *holding truck over his head*

11. ????

Me: RWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEERRRR!! X3

12. Translate the question above.

“MAN I FREAKING LOVE CHEESE PUFFS!! X3”
Yeah, I know, it’s not a question.

13. FALCON PUNCH!!!

Valiance: …. Really? -_-; that the best ju got? Fool?

14. What's 7 favorite anime?

L’Nari: Oh, +Anima, duh. People that are animals? C’Mon! that makes ‘em all the more tastey. … In the figurative manner, of course…. *Shifty eyes*

15. What would happen if all your characters were in a Kirby RPG?

*Kirby just ate Kimira*
Kirby: *eyes glow blue* Kurrrrraaaa!~!
Ryou: -poof-
Kirby: *squeaky* God%$!*($ingdammit I missed.
Me: Damn. Language, Puffball o.o
Kirby: *Spits star at me*
*I poof*
Josh: NOOOOOO *punches self in face* -poof-
Valiance: *sitting in corner sharpening Eon*
Lisa: *throws chocolate at Kirby in last-ditch attempt*
Kirby: *Swallows chocolate and Lisa*
L’Nari: *staring at Kirby* *Blows fire*
Kirby: *Uses Lisa’s recently-gained power to ignore fire and then spits star at L’Nari*
L’Nari: -epic poof-
Trixxa: *pounces at Kirby*
Kirby: *swings hammer at her*
Trixxa: -poof-
Malen: *hiding behind Valiance* It’s just us now… what are you going to do?
Valiance: *grins* This. *Opens the cage she’s sitting on*
*Fireball flies out*
Fireball: OH MY GOD PINK THING *flies over to Kirby* HAI IM--
Kirby: *Swallows fireball* *goes on fire* OOH SHINY *dances around a nickel on the ground*
Valiance: Oy! Check this out! *throws plasma grenade*
Malen: Where the **** did you get that? Halo!?
Kirby: OOH PRETTY! *dances around grenade* *grenade explodes* -poof-
Malen: *ignores the fact that Kirby just poofed* Where’d you get the plasma grenade!?
Valiance: *glowers at Malen* Your mother. *Flicks him on the nose*
Malen: -poof-
Valiance: Ah, sweet silence. *sharpens Eon peacefully*

16. 6 became a giant robot. Does he/she save the world or destroy it?


Eh… let’s just say the great Fireball overheated and died within the first hour. All the strippers were too much for it.

17. 8 is turned into a vegetable by an insane rhinoceros bent on universal vegetablification of all living creatures. 3 and 6 team up to fight back, can they succeed their quest?

Hmm… an evil undead overlord and an ADHD fireball… this should be hilarious…

Ryou: Curses! Confound you and your vegetable self, you insolent furry fool!
Trixxa: *is a tomato with stubby legs* Well, technically, there’s controversy as to whether I’m actually a fruit or a vegetable…
Ryou: SILENCE! I’ll have you diced and made into salsa! *turns to the fireball* You remember my plan? *is holding a quarter in his hand*
Fireball: Ooh pretty *staring*
Ryou: *grunts* Let’s do it, then…
*Ryou throws quarter into the rhinoceros’ path, and the Fireball flies into the animal’s side. It bellows and falls over, badly seared, and lands on a series of large spikes that Ryou set up earlier.*
Trixxa: Hooray! It’s dead! Thank you for-- *is still a tomato* WHAT THE HELL. SERIOUSLY? *looks at Ryou* What the hell are you doing?
Ryou: *is eating the rhino* mm… delicious… could do with some salt… *eyes Trixxa hungrily* I wonder…
Trixxa: Oh, god, no. *starts to run away on her little tomato legs* EEEEK!!!
*Ryou gives chase*
Fireball: WHEEE!!! I GOT THE QUARTER~~! *after a second* Hey, look! A dead Rhino! *bites* nom nom nom…


18. 1 and 9 go to a water amusement park, but 7 has poisoned all the water there.

L’Nari: ….. Excuse me? I’m supposed to have done WHAT? WHY the HELL would I EVER do such a terrible and horrid thing?!
Lisa: You spat in my soda, you bastard. *glowering*
L’Nari: *glares back* I could eat you with less than a bite.

19. Write a group instant chat convo between 2, 5, 7, 9 and 10.

Online:
- xXxGunsxXx
- .:*:Miia:*:.
- MtnAngl
- Azn
- *~L’Aube~*

Azn says:
WTF is wrong with you? O.o;
XXxGunsxXx says:
Tats whut id like 2 no.
.:*:Miia:*:. Says:
Aiiiiiii~~ >-< You scares me! I duns like it.
*~L’Aube~* says:
You’re one to talk! Josh, have you any idea how much you scare the shizz out of me sometimes? Yeah, didn’t think so.
Azn says:
I can make up for that though ;}
*~L’Aube~* says:
Behave. -_-
XXxGunsxXx says:
Ewwwwwwwwwww. I don’t wanna think about that.
.:*:Miia:*:. Says:
Kyaaaaaau~! You guys are adorable~~!
MtnAngl has signed on.
MtnAngl says:
PADV AHNAOHNAUGHUNA;GOHAA;NG
Azn says:
Wtf was that?
*~L’Aube~* says:
I think he’s having difficulties…
MtnAngl says:
RAHGUHHORDOWJEAOJGJNAGOJAROJGJJJAJGFISAF K
MtnAngl has signed off.
.:*:Miia:*:. Says:
OMG I just saws him crush his laptop O_O Omfg.
XXxGunsxXx says:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyways. You’re all crazy.
XXxGunsxXx says:
OMG sry gtg guys Valiance is singing in the shower again
XXxGunsxXx has signed off.
*~L’Aube~* says:
And you say I scare you, babe? e.e
Azn says:
Eh.
.:*:Miia:*:. Says:
AWWWWWWW ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO BE CUTE AGAIN!? X3
*~L’Aube~* says:
No.
Azn says:
Yes.
Azn says:
You. Monkey. Here. Now.
Azn has signed off.
*~L’Aube~* says:
sigh. ._. Now I must resign myself to fate.
*~L’Aube~* has signed off.
.:*:Miia:*:. Says:
…. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE LAST ONE ON HERE. T^T ITS NOT COOLIES.

20. Suddenly, ALL YOUR OCS WUV EACH OTHER.

Ryou: RAWR I LOVE JU V~! *goes to glomp her*
Valiance: O_O FREAK! TOUCH ME AND YOU DIE!
Ryou: *pauses* Oh, right, I tried to rape you in Chapter one. *rubs neck awkwardly* ehm… truce?
Valiance: *wary glare, then nod* fine.
Ryou: *malicious grin* then be the mother of my undead children! *tackles her*
Valiance: GO F*** A GOPHER HOLE YOU SICK SOB. *Kicks him in his rotted maggot-ridden scrotum*

21. 2 is suddenly turned into a DA stamp! What do they support, and does it get used by everyone else?

Malen turned into a little green acorn and crossed his double pistols to become the “Gun Nut” stamp. I’m certain several people use it…

22. Everyone is going on vacation, but they have to share one Warp Star to get there!

Valiance: Pfft, Warp star? How unoriginal. *sings really high F sharp and disappears*
*others all fly off or teleport away, leaving Josh and I alone*
Josh: …*looks left* …. *looks right* …. *looks behind him* Babe? Where’d you--
Me: *dive-tackle* BANZAIIIIIIIIIII~! *tackles him to the ground*

23. 2 walks in on 8 wearing a sombrero in goofy fashion, a hoop skirt, clown shoes, waving a flashlight around in the air, holding a tray of cubed cheese, all the while screeching like a chimpanzee. What happens?

Malen: ….
Trixxa: DON’T JUDGE ME.
Malen: …. *leaves*
Trixxa: HE JUDGED ME T^T

24. Everyone was sitting around bored until 2 throws a water balloon at 7. It becomes a Water Balloon War, what happens after it's over?

The war didn’t last long at all…
*everything is charred and blackened, Malen worst of all*
L’Nari: *Carelessly examining his silver claws, smoke trailing from his nostrils* I don’t care for water in my eyes.

25. 5 somehow finds herself/himself caught in the middle of a brawl between 3 and 8. How would he/she escape unharmed?

Ryou: *snarls and slashes at Trixxa*
Trixxa: *dodges and springs at Ryou*
Kimira: *squeals and stops them both from moving with her telekinesis*
Ryou and Trixxa: *look at Kimira*
Kimira: *shivers* miiiiauu… ><

26. All the coffee in the world is gone. How would this affect everyone?

Everyone’s fine… except….

Lisa: *drinking beer at a local tavern* -hic- yeeeeeup… mighty fine brew… yeeeeeeup… -hic hiccup-

27. 1, 2, 4, 10 are wondering through the desert without food nor water. How would they survive?

Lisa: I…. need…. Chocolate…
Malen: I…. neeed…. Water…
Me: I…. miss… Josh…
Valiance: I… want… you… all… to… SHUT THE **** UP.
Everyone else: *silence*

28. 7 was on a walk when he/she sees a dead body in his/her path. How does he/she react?

L’Nari: *Strolling along* Hum de dum *sees dead woman* Oh, my. ….. *looks around* *eats body* *continues walking* Hum de dum…

29. CHICKEN!!!!!!

Me: OH MY HOLY SON OF A MONKEY’S ASS. HOLY JEEVUS I’M ALAIIVE.
Josh: What’s got you all excited?
Me: MR. CLUCKERS IS CROSSING THE ROAD. T^T
Josh: ooooookay then. *walks away*

30. 2 just got Rick Roll'd. What is their reaction?

Malen: MY LIFE NO LONGER HAS MEANING.

31. A mysterious lever appears. 5 and 2 pull the lever and a piano lands on them.

Valiance: Oh look, a piano. Oh how I always wanted a piano…
Malen: well, now you got one.
Valiance: Oh, yes. Talk about dramatic irony.

32. 3 drinks a love potion and falls madly in love with 2 and 6,what happens?

Ryou: Such horrid feelings… why… why? *cries*
Malen and Fireball: ….
Fireball: Should we hug him?
Malen: no, he smells like dead ass.
Fireball: Touche.

33. 10 duct tapes 7 to the wall.

Me: Please dunts eat me; I’m doing this for your own good…
L’Nari: ROAR! I WANTS CANDY!!
Me: By “candy” you mean the blood of little children from their still-breathing bodies. No. You can’t.

34. Everyone dresses up really fancy and goes to a fancy ball, what happens?

Fireball: HEY I THOUGHT THERE WERE GOING TO BE STRIPPERS. DAMMIT. WHARS THE STRIPPERS. *disappointment. Until it notices a gentlemen’s club right next door* well, howdee-doo! *flies off happily*

35. 1 gets an never ending supply of chocolate.

Lisa: THANK YOU JESUS!
Random passerby: Hey, isn’t chocolate bad for animals?
Lisa: *realization* *sadness* *glares at sky* **** YOU, MAN. **** YOU.

36. 1 ends up with a supreme mouthful of cavities from too much chocolate, and heads to the dentist office, what happens?

Dentist: Why are you here? Shouldn’t you be at the vet’s?
Lisa: *mumbling from numb mouth* Num ane me tranlle oo. =-=
Dentist: What? You need another tranquilizer? Okay…
Lisa: ‘O! ‘OOOO! *pricked with hypodermic needle* *passes out*

37. 9 forgets 3's birthday!

Josh: wait, he doesn’t even exist.
Ryou: dude, that hurts, man.
Josh: Shut up, n00b. *shoots him in face with shotgun*

39. Noes!! A giant jelly-filled doughnut is rolling straight toward 4!

Valiance: *Steps out of the way and watches it roll past* Really?
*Giant glob of chocolate pudding lands on her head*
Valiance: now that was just too predictable. e.e

40. DO A BARREL ROLL.

L’Nari: NEEEEEEEEEEEYOW IM A FREAKING AEROPLANE!!!
Malen: *hanging onto his back for dear life* FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP IT!!

41. 1 and 6 are glued to 3 to 5, while the rest watched. What happens next?

Fireball: *grinning at Kimira*
Kimira: *nervously* yaaaa….. >>;;
Lisa: I swear to god, if you try anything, I will eat your brain.
Ryou: Now that’s just not ****ing funny, you fluffy little ass.

42. Flying monkeys appear and carry off a victim! The group draws straws to decide who will be the victim. Who loses?

Fireball: I’LL GET YOU FOR THIS *as the monkeys are carrying it away in an airtight terrarium*

43. 6 took over the world and made 1, 2, and 3 her/his maids! (Complete with maid-ish outfits)

Fireball: *devious grin*
Lisa: I don’t like this…
Malen: Me neither… *tugging uncomfortably at skirt*
Ryou: *looking miserable*
Fireball: *Points to a nearby pole* Bunny. Strip. *Points to a nearby loveseat* Zombie. Give dude lap dance. I watch.
Lisa, Malen, Ryou: *Shuddering*